Welcome Friend
On this page you will be introduced to the celebration of Shrek Week. These rules are intended to be the bare minimum worship for The Great One. Any congregation is welcome to implement their own rules and punishments as long as the core tenets are observed.
YOU MUST
- You must wear at least on article of green clothing every day from wake until sunset
- You must watch every Shrek Universe Movie. This includes the Musical and the short films. More info on our resources page.
- Music during the time of Shrek Week is limited to Shrek Soundtracks and music referenced in the Shrek Universe Movies.
- True disciples are encouraged host gatherings throughout Shrek Week to honor his greenness. Perhaps gather to watch your favorite, or least favorite, movie.
- Any and all resources can be found on our resources page.
PUNISHMENTS
- Failure to follow the rules will result in an infraction. At the end of the week on Great Sunday infractions will be tallied and punishments will be dolled out.
- For each infraction one bite of a raw onion must be consumed. Like an apple.
- Any disputes can and will be decided by THE CONSORTIUM contact info can be found on the contact page.